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Viagra Jokes

Well, we all need a giggle sometimes, don't we?

Viagra for an Old Man

An elderley gentlemen got up out of his chair and put on his coat.
His wife asked, "Where are you going?"
He replied, "I'm off to see the doctor."
"Why?" She asked, "Are you unwell?"
"No," he replied. "I'm going to ask the doctor to prescribe me some Viagra pills."
So his wife got up out of her rocking chair and started to put on her coat. Her husband asked, "Where are you going?"
She replied, "I'm going to the see doctor with you."
He asked, "Why?"
She replied, "Well, if you're going to start using that rusty old thing again, I'm going to need a tetanus jab."

Swallowing Difficulties

What happened to the man who got the Viagra pill stuck in his throat?
He had a very stiff neck.

Gordon Brown

Gordon Brown took a Viagra pill. Initially, he thought it was working...but then he realized it was just rigor mortis.

A Limerick

There once was a man from Niagara
Who overdosed on six Viagra
His willie's as big
As a great big fat pig
And he's dying to kiss you and shag ya

Stolen Viagra

A large shipment of Viagra was stolen from a local pharmacy.
Police are looking for hardened criminals.
Once found, they will receive stiff penalties.

The Cost of Viagra

A man wanted to buy some Viagra from an online pharmacy." £100 for ten tablets" he cried. "Why, that's just outrageous!"
"Oh, I dunno," said his wife. "£100 a year is okay."

Another man spent too much money on Viagra. Now he's hard up.

The Bus Driver

A bus driver was suffering from erectile dysfunction. He went to the doctor to get some Viagra, but he didn't want his wife to know about it. Before he got home, he took a Viagra pill.

When he got home, he ripped off his wife's clothes and made mad, passionate love to her. Three times! He is hoping his wife will be pleased - but instead, she seems troubled.

"What's wrong, honey?" he asked

"I think your job is taking over your life and interfering with our relationship," she sighed

"What do you mean?"

"Now, even our sex life is like waiting for a bus. Nothing at all, then three come at once!"